This anthology of comic short stories features middle-class office workers with vibrant sexual characteristics, beastly-smelling sweat socks on the mother-in-law's coffee table, and tragically lovesick pirate captains whose glass eyes fall into the bathwater at the wrong moment. It includes classics like Wilhelm Busch and new tales from Max and Moritz, heterosexual policemen in Cazzo pornos, erection-preventing crucifixes, and the good old Greek love for boys, along with why Mowgli loves to lie on Baloo's furry belly. Still not enough? How about exotic package tours to homophobic countries, heavily armed enjoyment of strawberry cake in the year 2040, and spanking the pretty bottom of the ascetic monk... it covers all this and much more. Just not about Schiller curls, because at this price, you can't have everything.