Those who are not fortunate enough to win the lottery or happen to live in the Australian Outback must deal with them: neighbors. Ideally, they are friends and helpers in times of need, accepting packages, watching over your kids, and cooking for you. So much for the ideal scenario. In reality, however, the law of probability dictates that the people living next to, above, and below you will inevitably get on your nerves within just a few days, leading to unavoidable catastrophes. This book is about those delightful confrontations. Whether it’s the scruffy student next door throwing another spontaneous party on a Tuesday, the arrogant jerk across the street blocking the driveway with their luxury car, or the old grump upstairs who dies unnoticed out of sheer malice while watching their TV too loudly.