I should pursue a career as a magician. Hardly anyone can make little calorie bombs 'disappear' as quickly and inconspicuously as I can. Do you enjoy breaking taboos? Do you have a dark sense of humor? Then you’re in the right place. In my book "Eat or Die," I talk about my anorexia—without any shame, but with plenty of gallows humor. I reveal the countless tricks I used to manipulate those around me to keep my illness a secret. However, as lies are known to have short legs, I had to work pretty hard to keep my 'craziness' under wraps. And once I was unsupervised, the madness took on entirely different dimensions. What you read here about anorexia is certainly something you haven't encountered in this form before. Don’t question whether it’s okay to laugh about it. Just do it. Larissa Sarand.