Why should a man who has gained a few kilos no longer do a somersault? Who actually gets the friends after a divorce, and what does a man really mean when he says, "I'm listening to you, darling"? Stefan Schwarz, the charming yet sometimes a bit irritable husband, lover, and family man is back! As the last untattooed man on this planet and the only person without a Facebook account, he shares stories of dignified failure in everyday life. Step into the Schwarz family universe and look forward to delightfully sardonic dialogues, thoughts articulated in a way that is almost atypical for a man, and surprising solutions to standard problems in a German middle-class marriage.