The book plays with a new, holistic concept of the human being, envisioned as composed of three units: analytical thinking resides in a computer-like left hemisphere, while creative intuition sits like an unrefined neural network in the right. A hyperspeed sign identifier directs the human's thoughts, alerting attention to dangerous events, unconsciously, without thinking. Aside from a few lines of mathematical explanation, this book is a stunning philosophy. Important views of this world are turned upside down and remain partially inverted. The teachings of Plato, Aristotle, Confucius, Epicurus, Freud, and others appear as necessary philosophies of different brain usage variants. The book is a sharp-witted, biting, humorous, and very personal engagement.