For more than 160 years, the satirical daily newspaper Der Postillon has been informing its readers not only through tangible, excellently researched and detailed articles, but also with short, crisp news tickers that delight fans of sophisticated wordplay. It covers current events from around the world in all important areas:

Sex and love: Getting closer: Schneider's wife is pregnant.
Science: Scientists discover: Labyrinth was too easy.
Crime: Seems composed: Criminals are back behind bars after escape.
IT: Doesn't start up again: Computer for elevator control is defective.
People & Entertainment: Sniffed too much glue; Gundula Gause has lost her news job.
Country and People: Torture evening: Sadist couple invites to engagement party.
Politics: Politicker: After long and - like me again a.