A brief look at golf literature shows that philosophical reflections on golfers and the game of golf are rather rare. Therefore, the idea arises to fill this presumed gap with a few sports philosophical thoughts. Golf is often glorified as a mystical sport, a game that teaches discipline, honesty, and humility, among other things. The successful golf shot is frequently celebrated as a joy of life, making it seem appropriate to critically examine these idealized positions. This little book invites readers on a small journey through seven golfing thoughts that follow an enlightened sports philosophical orientation. These thoughts may occasionally raise a few eyebrows, especially when established golfer opinions are questioned or mainstream behavior is contemplated.