Thirteen short stories about things that would have been better not to happen - partly realistic, partly dystopian, with elements of horror. Excerpt: Bundeswehr helicopters circled over the city the next day. The Federal President and the Federal Chancellor gave serious speeches, expressing their respect for the victims and condolences to the relatives, urging everyone to follow the instructions of the security forces and to remain calm, essentially repeating the police's advice. Hourly reports were made on which districts big cats and bison had been sighted. The Teltow Canal, Spree, and Havel were declared danger zones due to crocodiles and alligators. A spokesperson for Greenpeace expressed shock and predicted devastating consequences for the fish population. However, these have not materialized; so far, the guests are integrating well into the ecosystem.