After my little castle burned down, I took up residence on my PVC palm pool island, like Robinson, but not just on Fridays, rather always, and I would like to announce that it delights me endlessly. Aloha! Baron K. of PVC, Knight of the Plastic Coconut, Baron of Earthly Juniper Distillates, and no longer the all-encompassing Lord of Cabbage-Induced Flatulence. Once engaged to Baledephia of Struwe, castle yard dog: Rix of Stinkstock - Kiffkow's favorite cousin: Sakrophargia of Dunes - Troll species.