At our schools, no day goes by without silly questions, curious answers, creative excuses, and outrageous entries in the class register. What students, teachers, and parents say when they are let loose together in a classroom has been collected by Hannes Dietrich over the years. Here are the funniest quotes and finds: "I don't have my homework, but I have plenty of other qualities!" "Salmonella are the little fish on the pizza that always make you feel sick.".