What a lucky day! The quirky, mercantile Feng Shui master C. F. Wong could dance with joy if he could: As a gift to the shareholders of a trading conglomerate, he is to conduct Feng Shui analyses; all expenses paid by East Trade Industries Limited, including hefty fees. And the best part: The assignments are so simple that even his chatty and energetic assistant Joyce McQuinnie can handle them, allowing him to be rid of her for a while. Wong senses easy money. But he is mistaken! For the routine quickly turns into a puzzle, and the geomancer and his assistant must embark on a turbulent tour de force around the globe, using all their skills to get to the bottom of a series of highly obscure events. As a reward, the unlikely pair discovers the place with the absolute best Feng Shui on Earth.