On a rainy day in Berlin, four men decide to travel to Gran Canaria for two weeks. Sebastian Castro is among them, and whether it's the beach pharmacy, Café Wien, or Jumbo Center, whether it's a sexual frenzy or relationship drama - from the dunes to the lounge chair by the pool, he describes the typical vacation madness in a very funny, very realistic, and ethnographically valuable way. In the early 1990s, the cult book "Elvira" was published on Gran Canaria, capturing the essence of this holiday island. Sebastian Castro now delivers the long-overdue sequel. The included phrasebook also enables travelers to ask their holiday crush in perfect Spanish: "Would you like to visit me in Detmold? - "¿Quieres tú visitarme en Detmold?".