The musician as a "species" in itself struggles as a "starving artist" with all his creative power primarily for one thing: he wants to be recognized and taken seriously! Bruno Kassel and Carlo May succeed in impressively undermining this intention with their scientific study, years of behavioral research in well-known communication and meeting centers (in short: pubs), and their dedicated self-experiments! The two authors do not shy away from any type of instrument and ensure that harmony among band musicians is absolutely out of the question. Everyone will see through each of their "comrades" and will laugh at him at every opportunity from now on. The reading is also highly recommended for non-musicians as a warning and deterrent! Enjoy! Updated edition from 2013 with 700 jokes!.