Oversized and underfucked! This certainly pointed and provocative diagnosis of the current state of sexual desire suggests that the attraction between the sexes has largely disappeared today and that the supposed oversexualization, significantly driven by the media, plays a considerable role in this. It also implies that we all want to know what good sex is. Along these guiding motifs, this work delves into the societal construction of desire. It analyzes the ideas of successful sexuality from a scientific perspective as well as the practical knowledge of successful sex guides from 1950 to the present. The sexual scripts reconstructed from these sources (Sleeping Beauty script, Ken & Barbie script, Adam & Eve script, and Me & Myself script) show a comprehensive view.