After the great initial success, here is the completely revised new edition of the diary and satirical novel about the nine most exciting months in a man's life. A reading pleasure for anyone who wants to laugh heartily once again. Oh my God, I'm going to be a father! In my excitement, I shouted at the top of my lungs into the phone. All the guests, who had just been engaged in trivial chatter or focused on their glasses, turned around and stared at me. I beamed back at them joyfully. Nine months later: The next contraction was coming. Push, the doctor and midwife shouted simultaneously. An inhuman scream echoed through the delivery room. The scream was mine... How gummy bears become lifesavers, why an orange juicer leads to scratches on your backside, and why whiskey and vodka play a central role—these and many other strange occurrences are what this book is about.