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Boys, beer and amorous antics: what’s better at 30 than at 20
by Darina Schweizer
10 reasons why it’s great to be short
12.9.2024
Translation: Eva Francis
Pictures: Darina Schweizer
Short people are often belittled. Wrongly so, as you’ll read in the following article. Here are 10 reasons why being smallis actually extremely useful.
I’m 164 centimetres «tall» and I’ve had enough. Enough of people asking me what the weather’s like down here and telling me my head’s a great armrest. No, you don’t need to pick me up. And yes, it smells at armpit height. These questions and comments often come with a hint of pity. «I bet you’d like to be taller?» I’ve been asked – and I’d have loved to answer: «I bet you’d like to be nicer?»
It’s high time to get rid of the notion that being short is a disadvantage. Here are ten reasons why it’s great to be short.
1. Lots of legroom
In cars, on trains or aeroplanes, short people always have enough space. On a Swiss flight, for example, my husband’s knees touch the seat in front of him, while I have almost 20 centimetres of empty space (see cover picture). Plus, and this will hurt tall people, I can even stretch my legs.
2. Pretty small shoes
A short body often comes with small feet. Shoes in size 36 look more elegant and there’s often a huge choice in sales, because most women wear size 38 or 39. I have an even larger selection, as children’s shoes fit me, too. And small shoes don’t take up as much space on the shelf, which is also handy.
3. Trousers are never too short
Flood pants? Not with my dachshund legs. All trousers reach at least down to my ankles, even cropped jeans. If they’re too long, I just roll them up or have them shortened.
4. Stretching out on the bed
What tall people often struggle with on holidays is never a problem for me: short beds. I can stretch out anywhere without my feet sticking out or touching the bed frame. Even across the width of the bed, if I like.
5. No ducking
Ever bumped your head on a ceiling or door frame? It hurts, they say. Not that it’s ever happened to me. And by looking up at taller people, I even work on my good, upright posture.
6. Always on the move
Short people have a rather low centre of gravity. This means they’re more stable and agile, for example in sports. Speaking of which, next time you’re laughing at a short person who has to run to keep up with your walking pace, just remember they’re burning more calories than you. The faster you walk, the fitter we get.
7. Short fall
Even if I don’t fall over much thanks to my compact anatomy (see point 6), if I do, I don’t fall far. This short body’s never seen a broken bone in its life.
10. Saving money comes naturally
Short people spend less money on food and drink, as they’re full up and tipsy faster. They also need less care product such as skin cream or sun cream.
As you can see, I’m 164 centimetres «tall» and I’ve had enough. You’re never too short to be a good sport.
What’s your opinion on advantages of being tall or short? Let me know in the comments!
Darina Schweizer
Senior Editor
Darina.Schweizer@digitecgalaxus.chI love anything with four legs or roots - especially my shelter cats Jasper and Joy and my collection of succulents. My favourite things to do are stalking around with police dogs and cat coiffeurs on reportages or letting sensitive stories flourish in garden brockis and Japanese gardens.
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