Product test
The SmartBall from Playfinity tested
by Michael Restin
KickerBall disappointment – time to give the product description a good dressing down
27.1.2023
Translation: Jessica Johnson-Ferguson
This ball does crazy curves but is ready to be binned way too soon. The extreme spin of this ball is fun, but the price is too high. Here’s an attempt at lowering expectations.
The product description:
«Kick the ball like a professional with KickerBall. KickerBall by Swerve Ball (size 4) is not your average soccer ball. Inspired by the greatest athletes in the world …»
Hang on a minute. Guys, what do you mean exactly? Is the ball meant to be a tribute to Pelé, who started out by kicking around stuffed socks and grapefruits? It’s possible that the latter served as inspiration for the bold colour choice. But all the ball’s meant to do give you Roberto Carlos’ superpowers – outdo physics.
It’s nice to think the greatest athletes in the world have had a positive influence on this kids’ ball. But after trying it out for a bit, other thoughts arise around this confident statement. Battered – like the heads of Muhammad Ali’s opponents. Or rendered useless faster than Usain Bolt can run 200 metres. But let us proceed.
«... product design combines unique panelling and aerodynamic materials that together channel air differently than your standard soccer ball …»
You’re true pros. I take my hat off to the team. You’ve really channelled a lot of hot air to say nothing. But let’s take it one game at a time. After all, the truth will be revealed on the pitch. Could you be more specific, though?
«... our ball gives you the ability to swerve, bend, and curve with ease! Created for kids, adults, or anyone who wants to learn cool tricks.»
That’s true. The ball is extremely lightweight and flies crazy curves – a great way for younger kids to practise shooting with spin. We definitely had fun with it for a couple of hours. Unfortunately, this means I won’t be able to make a warranty claim.
If you don’t hit the KickerBall precisely, your shot will be totally unpredictable. My most brilliant volley ended smack bang in the middle of my nephew’s face. Fortunately, the ball is so light it even takes the edge off headers – both the deliberate and the accidental kind.
«We do recommend that you wear indoor soccer cleats/boots or sneakers when using the KickerBall – if you want it to last for years to come. You can even play barefoot on the beach or at the park.»
Football boots or sneakers or barefoot. Thanks for your concrete recommendations. We tried them all, but the choice of shoes has little effect on the longevity of the fun. It’s more about the state of the park or the shells on the beach. Anything that scratches or cuts will reduce the lifespan of your ball, which quickly comes undone at the seams.
«Want to take it to the field?»
Yes!
«No problem.»
Yes, it is, if the playing field is concrete or has an edge dotted with branches and thorns. This is a ball for ideal conditions. We played exclusively on grass or artificial turf. And yet, the seams soon suffered and the ball deflated.
« Cleats can be used with our ball ...»
How helpful. But doesn’t come with any major advantages. Unless I want to finish the ball off and stomp it into the ground for good. What would’ve been more important to know is that you should under no circumstances inflate the ball too much.
*«... but be aware that the wear and tear on our ball is different from a soccer ball/football.
Michael Restin
Senior Editor
Michael.Restin@digitecgalaxus.chSimple writer and dad of two who likes to be on the move, wading through everyday family life. Juggling several balls, I'll occasionally drop one. It could be a ball, or a remark. Or both.
