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Growing chillies: how not to do it

Darina Schweizer
24.9.2025
Translation: Jessica Johnson-Ferguson

From etiolated stems to yellow leaves: how I botched a chilli experiment on my balcony. Brace yourself for some searing self-criticism.

Chillies and I are like chocolate and pickles – we’re just not good together. Honestly, I’m not even a big fan of their taste. Sure, they’re spicy, but also strangely tasteless. However, they’re popular in the Galaxus Community and there are also some chilli fans in my family, so I thought I’d sow some seeds on my balcony to see what they give.

Let’s put it this way: the result wasn’t exactly mind-blowing.

A little boost

...organic liquid fertiliser. If I’d given the chillies a highly diluted dose, it would’ve given them a much-needed boost. But I only did that once and then forgot about it again.

More space

Finally, a slightly larger outer pot would probably have helped overall. In chilli forums, one with capacity of around six litres is recommended (page in German).

My bad, is all I can say. I’m also hoping my three scrawny pods will still have a growth spurt by the last possible harvest time in October. Next year, I’ll be better at this, I swear. And if I fail again, I’ll eat a bar of chocolate with pickles.

Have you been more successful at growing your own chillies? Thanks for sharing your tips in the comments below.

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